A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the voyages of the starship Enterprise and its continuing mission: to seek out new civilizations, to boldly go...through the stargate, and free Moya from the evil rule of the Peacekeepers, was thwarted by Cylons who, (Were they reptiles? Were they man made? The past says yes, the present and future say no) after decimating the twelve colonies set their sights on planet Gallifrey. 

Could Mulder and Scully get a message to the Doctor aboard the Firefly class ship Serenity in time to save Gallifrey? And will they ever figure out what happened to Babylon 4 as well as the disappearing planets along federation space borders?

And who would win in a fight between the Replicators and the Borg? 

And why the hell are Mooncake and Gir so damn cute?! Is it because they're both green? And why isn't Zim cute? He's green.

I was going to go for a walk to mull all of this over, but Lister has just informed me that it's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere and I'm all alone...more or less. Hal keeps calling me dave for some reason, but he's right in saying he wouldn't do that if he was me. Man, mice are super smart, good thing I have my towel handy.