Well it's like a hat...but a hat that has silly bits like fake fruit, netting, feathers and beaded doodley bits. And then you take the silly hat, and remove ALL of the boring hat parts. Thus you're left with only the silly fun bits. And that my friends is what a fascinator is. A hat...but with no boring hat parts and only fun parts.
I also have scrunches, not boring ones, only fun frilly ones.
Hair bows? I have those too. Also very silly. Basically this whole website is silly.
Silly, silly, silly, but not window silly. That's just silly!